They say the great thing about being a kid is,
it's so easy to pretend.
You can have a conversation
with your dog, or a baseball, or a banana.
Well, what if it wasn't pretend?
What if you could have a conversation?
I mean, not with a baseball or a banana -
that's ridiculous. But with your dog...
I mean, we don't have the same concept
of time that, for instance, people do.
Because you have watches and clocks.
But we do know that you go away. And it's
not like we don't know that you're gone.
So, we don't know exactly how long, no.
Why do dogs sniff each other's butts?