It took me all night to find her.
What exactly did she say to you?
That's beside the point.
We're here to help Serena,no matter what the problem is.
Hey,could you maybe read that somewhere else?
I don't like the "post. " Is that why you subscribe?
Another thing I don't like-my son depressed.
I don't know if you've talked to him recently... we've talked.
He and Serena... should I be worried?
It's been a little bumpy lately,sure.
I think the most recent bump is our friend sarah.
Serena's a little jealous,but sarah's cool,
so as soon as Serena gets to know her,
everything will be fine.
I love that picture of you!
Tell me where you took this photograph,
what undoubtedly could be called
the band's most well-known image? uh,well,I wouldn't go that far.
well,I would. It's positively iconic.
Were you and rufus humphrey already involved
When you took it? Excuse me?
Rufus humphrey,lead singer of lincoln hawk.
Or... was this before or after... oh,well,I simply don't feel comfortable
discussing anything other than my work. I was talking about your work.
Why'd you give up photography?
Was it too hard to continue shooting
after you had broken his heart?
Um,just... just a moment,please.
Oh. You know,I see I'm interrupting,so I'll...
No,I have to say
I have never been happier to see you,Dan.
Well,I've been waiting downstairs for Serena.
I- I figured she has to come home... sometime soon.
So have you heard from her? Have you tried calling?
Pretty sure she lost her phone. Well,charles said
he was going over to Blair's to pick her up
right after you left earlier. Maybe try there.
Yes. "Charles. " charles. Of course. Thank you so much.
Listen,I really appreciate your coming
all the way to the palace to conduct this interview,
but I'm simply gonna have to ask you to leave
because I have a wedding to attend-my own. Do you think you were able
to take such incredible photos of rufus humphrey
because of how much you were in love with him?
Well,I wasn't in... in love with him...
Um... That much.
Thank you for your time.
Dorota,can you bring the towels upstairs?
What's taking so long?
Guess I missed a chapter.
Or... four. Don't,uh...
Don't all of you hate each other?
No. Well,that's fascinating
and ripe for a psychiatrist's case study somewhere,
but,um,I am looking for Serena.
She's not here.
I think she is.
No,she just left. You must've crossed paths.
I- I-I don't believe you.
I- I didn't want to have to tell you this,but...
She doesn't want to see you.
Come on. Really?
Serena! She's telling the truth.
Are you really gonna stop me from seeing my girlfriend?
Whoa,man. Come on.
What are you doing?
Dan... Something is going on,
And i just want to be let in on what it is.
It's hard to explain.
Why don't I make it easy for you?
I know you're keeping something from me,
And I'm sick of being the only one you don't talk to about it.
I'm not talking to anyone. Then what are they doing here,
While-while I get a call from a bartender who says
You left a bar at 2:00 in morning with a bunch of guys?
Who-who were they?
I don't know.
Did something happen last night?
Is that-is that what you're so afraid to tell me,
That you cheated on me?
Did you cheat on me last night?
All I need is a yes or a no. Did you sleep with someone else?
Hey! Did you find Serena?
Yeah,but I-I,uh,I kinda wish I hadn't.
That doesn't sound so good.
I'm just in the park.
Wanna meet me,maybe talk about it?
I'm a pretty good listener.
Yeah. Yeah,i'd,uh,I'd like that.
Well,I wanted cymbidiums,not hyacinth.
And why did we choose fish? It's unseasonably warm.
You know,I knew we should've gone with the limoges
Instead of the lenox.
What's the matter? You were fine this morning.
Now you're finding fault with everything.
Nothing. Nothing at all. I'm just...
I've had three perfect weddings,and I want this one
To be more perfect than perfect,that's all.
So why are you still at Blair's?
You're supposed to be here.
Ms. Van Der Woodsen,it is Dorota,Ms. Waldorf's- i know who you are,Dorota,
But this is not a very good time.
Oh,the wedding. I know. Miss Serena is here.
Oh,yes,I know. I've heard Several times today.
I know it's not my place,but...
Miss Serena is...
Like the old days.
What are you trying to say?
I think you should have worry about your daughter,
Worry like before she went away.
Well,um... Thank you,Dorota. I'll take care of it.
I am so sorry,but I'm gonna have to go.
Where do you have to go?
To do something i've done too many times before.
Can I help you? No. Thank you. I'll have to do it alone.
Oh,your cities lies in dust
I can't believe I just did that.
Then why did you? I mean,did you cheat on Dan?
No. I remember last night. I didn't do anything.
Then why would you say that to him? Because I would rather
Dan think I cheated on him than know what I really did.
What you really did?
Dan puts me on a pedestal.
If he knew the truth,he would never look at me again.
You're starting to scare even me. What did you do?
Come on. You can tell us.
We've seen you with vomit in your hair,
Making out with investment bankers
In the men's room at p. j. Clarke's.
You don't have to hide anything from us. She's right,Serena. I mean,none of us are saints.
Yeah,I had sex with him in the back of a limo. Several times.
I had sex with you at a wedding while I was her date.
I'm Chuck Bass.
You can tell us anything. We don't judge.
We're the Non-Judging Breakfast club.
We're your best friends.
Anything you do is something we did,too.
If I tell you,it can never leave this room.
Georgina Sparks. Some of us better than others.
It's not like you didn't lose your virginity to her
In seventh grade. Sixth,actually,and i've been avoiding her ever since.
The bitch is a psycho. What about her?
The night of the Shepherd wedding.
I think we're all aware of what happened that night. No,something else,
Something i've tried to escape,but Georgina won't let me.
And now she's blackmailing me.
Blackmailing you? With what exactly?
It started when Blair thought you and I had too much to drink.
She told us to go outside,get some air,sober up.
Oh,if the happy couple didn't want
To put up the cash for the premium bar,
They should've made their wedding b. y. o. b.
instead,we went into the empty bar,
I opened the bottle of champagne,and we... Well...
We can skip that part,okay?
Go ahead. I'll fill her in later.
I left in a hurry.
I felt so terrible,
so guilty for what I had just done.
I just-I had to get out of there.
little did I know she had a surprise waiting for me.
She's gonna lose her mind.
Serena van der woodsen sex tape...
How are we gonna do this,exactly?
Well,if you put the camera over there,
She'll never know.
Are you sure she's gonna be down for this?
It's Serena. She goes down for anything.
Hey,baby. How are the new Mr. And Mrs. Shepherd?
I didn't know it at the time,
But she was taping me.
Lucky for me,I was-I was too stuck
On what had just happened to be much fun for anyone.
I can't believe I just did that. Blair's my best friend.
All right,this is a therapy session,G.
You promised a party.
So break out the favors.