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Gossip Girl S01

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Hey, upper east siders, gossip girl here,

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and I have the biggest news ever.

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One of my ma sources...

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Melanie91... Sends us this...

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Spotted at grand central, bags in hand...

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Serena van der Woodsen Serena van der woodsen.

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Was it only a year ago our "it" girl

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mysteriously disappeared for "boarding school"?

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And just as suddenly, she's back.

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Don't believe me?

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See for yourselves.

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Lucky for us, lanie91 sent proof.

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Thanks for the photo, mel.

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Dan, jenny, over here!

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Hey, dad!

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Hey, hey, you made it!

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Welcome back.

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How was your weekend?

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How's your mom?

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- Fine. - She's good.

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Uh, fine and good.

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She's... She's good and... And fine.

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Like, "maybe I never should've left manhattan" fine,

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or "taking a time-out from my marriage

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was the best idea I ever had" fine?

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Dad, you know what?

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I- I am, uh, I'm starving.

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let's go home. I'm cooking.

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Caprese salad, a little mozzarella di bufala.

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Yeah, I'm gonna make you guys...

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Spotted... Lonely boy.

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Can't believe the love of his life has returned...

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If only she knew who he was.

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But everyone knows serena, and everyone is talking.

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Wonder what blair waldorf thinks.

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Sure, they're b. F.S, but we always thought

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blair's boyfriend nate had a thing for serena.

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Design a dress for this woman. Blair,

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if you're gonna wear one of my designs,

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tell me so we can at least get it properly fitted.

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Thanks, mom.

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Keep that in mind.

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Great party.

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She is my best advertisement.

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So, nate, you started thinking about college?

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Well, actually, I'm a dartmouth man.

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Yes, dad's always spoken very highly of dartmouth,

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but I'd like to check out west.

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You know, maybe u. S.C., u. C.L.A...

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His mother wouldn't hear of it.

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Dartmouth is far enough away for her.

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Yes, well, dartmouth is my first choice.

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Excuse me, captain.

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Nate, can I borrow you?

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Uh, sure. Will you excuse me for a second?

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Nathaniel... Nathaniel...

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Any interest in some fresh air?

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When I get back?

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If he gets back.

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what's going on?

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I wanna do this...

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It... Now.

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- Now now? - yeah.

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I thought you wanted to wait.

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Not anymore.

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Better lock it down with nate, b. Clock's ticking.

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Oh, my god! You'll never believe what's on "gossip girl. "

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someone saw serena getting off the train at grand central.

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Good. Things were getting a little dull around here.

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Thank you.

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I love you...

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Nate Archibald.

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Always have, always will.

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I love you, too.

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Serena van der Woodsen? serena van der woodsen?

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Is that you?!

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Blair, it's serena!

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Serena? Serena?

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Serena's at school. Kiss me.

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No, I just heard your mom say she's here.

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Don't you wanna go say hey?

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Yeah...

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Totally.

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...But I heard she was pregnant.

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No, but it's rehab.

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- Sign me up for that. - She looks go.

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So I told him, "forget it.

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I don't care if it's murakami.

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It clashes with my sofa. "

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Hey, good to see you.

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Serena, darling. Oh!

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Um, so where is he?

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What, they haven't let him out yet?

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Oh, let's not discuss that right now, okay?

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I thought you might wanna see some of your friends.

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Thanks.

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Serena! Serena!

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- It's so good to see you! - How are you? Good to see you!

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Come, we're about to have dinner.

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I'll set a place for you at the table next to blair.

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Yeah, actually, um, there's somewhere I have to go.

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You're leaving?

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Yeah, I-I just... I don't feel well.

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I just wanted to come by and say hi.

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I'll see you at school tomorrow.

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school? So I guess she's back for good.

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Didn't you know she was coming?

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Of course I did.

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I just... Wanted it to ba surprise.

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Word is that s. Bailed on b. 'S party in under 90 seconds

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and didn't even have one limoncello.

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Has our bad girl really gone good?

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Or is it all just part of the act?

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Young lady, you can't be here.

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Visiting hours are over.

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I'm family.

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He's my brother.

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Why'd she leave?

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Why'd she return?

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Send me all the deets.

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And who am I?

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That's one secret I'll never tell...

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The only one.

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X.O.X.O., gossip girl.

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Serena?

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Serena?

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Hey, how are you?

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You know...

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I've been better.

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Eric, I know I've been a terrible sister...

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Oh, I'm just so happy to see you.

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Must be a lot of rumors why you're back.

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Yeah, but none of them mention you.

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Just like mom wants, huh?

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What do I want, baby?

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For serena to sleep in her own bed, possibly wearing pajamas.

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Morning, mom.

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Hey, I was just about to ask the doctor

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if I could take eric to breakfast. Wanna come?

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Um... No.

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I think what I'll do is go get him a croissant down the street.

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Serena, don't.

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Let me guess...

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You told everyone eric's just visiting grandpa in rhode island.

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Your aunt carol in miami.

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So you're actually hiding him?

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He tries to take his own life,

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and you're worried it's gonna cost you "mom the year"?

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Serena, you've been gone, doing who knows what with god knows who...

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I told you, boarding school was not like that.

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Then you know what? As happy as I am to have you home,

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you have no idea what it's been like.

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guess whose dad is cool?

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It's a trick question.

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Yeah, 'cause it can't be ours.

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Ha ha, ha ha. Look at this.

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"Top ten forgotten bands of the '90s. "

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yeah, check out who's number nine.

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He's very proud. mm-hmm.

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Hey! Hey, way to be forgotten.

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But that's how you get remembered.

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Maybe you'd care if dad's band was on "gossip girl. "

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what?

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I don't read "gossip girl. " that's... That's for chicks.

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So that wasn't your laptop open to it last night

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reading all about serena van der woodsen?

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"Rolling stone"? Wow.

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Lincoln hawk... Number nine.

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Hey, at are you working on?

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It's called the kiss on the lips party.

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Everyone's going.

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You were invited to that?

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Well, no offense if I sound surprised

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since I've never been invited.

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One of the girls in my art class saw my calligraphy,

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and she said that if I addressed all the invitations

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that I could have one.

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Sounds very fair. The sweatshops could learn a thing or two.

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Dad, this is not a platform for one of your anticapitalist rants.

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Yes, it is.

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Besides, you make us go to private school.

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That's for your education.

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So we should just be anonymous losers who eat lunch alone

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and never get invited to parties?

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Works for me.

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Mom thinks it's a good idea.

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And her judgment is always sound, right?

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jenny, you wanna go to that party, you should go.

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You kids could use some fun.

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Nate? Nate?

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Uh, your mom told me you guys were staying here at the palace.

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Yeah, uh, we're renovating again.

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You know my mom...

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If it's not broke, break it.

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So what are you doing here?

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Oh, I just wanted to see how you were.

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You seemed kind of upset last night.

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I- I gotta get going and ange for school. I'm gonna be late.

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- Serena... - serena... - No. No.

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But you're back now...

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I didn't come back for you.

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Look, blair's my best friend, and you're her boyfriend,

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and she loves you.

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That's the way things are supposed to be.

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Hey, watch where you're going!

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Serena looked effing hot last night.

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There's something wrong with that level of perfection.

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It needs to be violated.

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You are deeply disturbed.

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And yet, you know I'm right.

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You're telling me if you had the chance...

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I have a girlfriend.

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You guys have been dating since kindergarten

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and you haven't sealed the deal.

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Who says, "seal the deal"?

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Come on.

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Are you following us or something?

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No, I-I go to your school.

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Identical uniforms?

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Is that kind of a tip-off?

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That's funny.

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So you guys wanna sit together at lunch?

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So cute!

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These should be framed or something.

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Not bad work.

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And here's yours, as promised.

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Thanks.

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Here you guys are.

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I looked all over the dining hall for you.

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Oh, hi, I'm serena.

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I know. I mean, hi, I'm jenny.

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When's the party?

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Saturday.

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And...

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You're kinda not invited...

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Since until 12 hours ago,

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everyone thought you were at boarding school.

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Now we're full, and, uh, jenny used up all the invites.

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Um, actually...

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You can go now.

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Sorry.

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No, that's okay.

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I got a lot of stuff to do anyway.

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Well, we should get going then.

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Unless you want us to wait for you.

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Looks like you got a lot of yogurt left.

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No, go ahead.

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Blair, think we could meet tonight?

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I'd love to, but I'm doing something with nate tonight.

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The palace. 8:00?

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Nate will wait.

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Spotted on the steps of the met...

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An s. And b. Power struggle.

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I could probably do a half-hour.

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Did s. Think she could waltz home,

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and things would be just like they were?

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Thanks for making the time.

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You're my best friend.

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Did b. Think s. Would go down without a fight?

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Or can these two hotties work it t?

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There's nothing gossip girl likes more than a good catfight,

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and this cou be a classic.

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Uh, you know... You know, dad,

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there's this thing called my space where you can post all this information online.

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Save some trees. Have a blog.

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Maybe if musicians got off their blogs

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and picked up their guitars,

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the music business would be in better shape.

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Spoken like a true relic.

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Thanks, son.

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Hey, dad, listen, um, I gotta run. Are you gonna be okay?

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Yeah. Yeah, your mom will be back.

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She's always been a free spirit.

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That's one of the reasons I fell for her in the first place.

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I meant with the fliers.

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luckily, staple guns are old school.

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go. I'm gonna be fine.

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I talked to the nurse, and I'm kidnapping you.

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We're going shopping, aren't we?

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We're going to bendel's, just for an hour, though, I swear.

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I had a really bad day.

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really? 'Cause I had a great day...

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A couple of pills, bunch of rorschach tests.

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They had this green jell-o for lunch.

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Mmm! Why didn't you save me any?

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Come on, let's go.

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We gotta get you out of here before mom shows up.

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jenny, what is it?

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What's wrong?

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Do you like this on me?

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Wait... Wait a second.

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Is that why you need me?

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I thought this was an emergency.

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A fashion emergency.

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I mean come on, I've never been to a big dance before.

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Neither have I.

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Yeah, but mom's gone, and dad's allergic to department stores.

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well, you look good, jen.

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You do, really.

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Thanks.

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I mean, too bad it's more than our rent,

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but I think I can sew something like it.

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Oh, my gosh, it's serena.

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Hi, serena!

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- hey. Jenny, - right?

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- yeah, hi - This is my...

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Stylist and personal shopper eric. Hi.

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Um, this is my brother.

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Or...

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Um, so is... Is that your dress for the kiss on the lips party?

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Sort of.

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Speaking of that, um, here.

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I made you one during free period,

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but if anyone asks where you got it, I know nothing.

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Thanks.

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Dan? Dan? dan? Dan?

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Jenny? Jenny?

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That dress would look even better in black.

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Ack. Cool. Thanks.

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this is some good stuff.

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Yeah, I'm gonna need it.

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Blair's mom's at the country house.

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Yeah? Well, then maybe I should swipe some of my dad's viagra...

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Or my mom's paxil?

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Nathaniel, you're finally about to have sex with your girlfriend.

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It's like you're headed to your execution.

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No, man, I'm good.

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Talk to chuck, buddy.

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You and blair have been dating forever.

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All of a sudden there's a problem?

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There's no problem.

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It's just...

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Do you ever feel like our whole lives have been planned out for us,

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that we're just gonna end up like our parents?

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Man, that's a dark thought.

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And aren't we entitled to choose, just to be happy?

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Look, easy, socrates.

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What we're entitled to is a trust fund,

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maybe a house in the hamptons, a prescription drug problem.

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But happiness does not seem to be on the menu,

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so smoke up and seal the deal with blair,

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'cause you're also entitled to tap that ass.

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so how's your mom doing with the divorce and everything?

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Great.

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So my dad left her for another man.

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She lost 15 pounds, got an eye lift.

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It's been good for her.

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I'm really sorry.

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Yeah, I could tell,

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since you didn't call or write the entire time it was happening.

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No, I-I know, I was just...

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Boarding school is like...

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I don't even know why you went to boarding school to being with.

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Do you know how it felt calling your house when

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you didn't show up at school and having your mom say,

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"serena didn't tell you that she moved to connecticut?"

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I just...

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I- I had to go. I just...

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I need to get away from everything.

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Please, just trust me.

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How can I trust you when I feel like I don't even know you?

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Let's fix that.

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I saw you at school with... With katy and is,

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and I-I get it.

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I- I don't want to take any of that away from you...

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Because it's just yours to take if you want it.

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No, that... That's not what I mean. I...

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I miss you.

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I just want things to go back to the way they used to be...

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You know, walking to school together,

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dancing on tables at bungalow,

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night swimming at your mom's country house.

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You were like my sister.

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You know, and with our families...

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We need each other.

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You missed some classic eleanor waldorf meltdowns.

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If it wasn't such a tragedy, it would've been funny.

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Actually, it kind of was.

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Hmm, well, I wish I could've been there.

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You are now.

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I have to meet nate.

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Kinda have something special planned.

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Well, I don't want to keep you, but, um...

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I love you, b.

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I love you, too, s.

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Spotted at the palace hotel...

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S. And b.

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Having a heart-to-heart.

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Hmm, why so thirsty, s.?

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You may have won over b. For now,

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but we still think you're hiding something.

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Hey.

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Ah, the invisible man returns.

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You know, I really had no idea you could move that fast.

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Yeah, well, uh, your fashion emergency was solved,

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so I figured my wk was done.

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Come on, dan.

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Serena said hi to you at a ninth grade birthday party,

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and you've never forgotten it.

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How could I? She was the only person who spoke to me.

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And I'm pretty sure she thought I was someone else.

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You know, she's actually nice.

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And if she did know you, I think she'd really like you.

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I don't know. I think she might be a tad overwhelmed

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by the glitz and the glamour of the humphrey lifestyle.

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Well, I heard she's living at the palace hotel...

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Well, my... My point exactly.

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Probably sitting at the bar by herself,

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sipping martinis, all alone.

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You know, it's actually kind of sad.

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Oh, and, um, dad's at the gallery working late.

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He, uh, left money for dinner,

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so I was thinking indian.

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You know... You know what?

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I think I'm...

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I'm gonna go out.

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okay.

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Good, 'cause I already ordered and only got enough for one.

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move, please.

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I love this town.

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I'm going to have to tell my parents

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the hotel ey just bought is serving minors.

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And if you get a drink, they're also serving pigs.

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I love it when you talk dirty.

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You just love when a girl talks to you.

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Actually, I prefer them when they're not talking.

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Mm, I've missed your witty banter.

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Let's catch up, take our clothes off, stare at each other.

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How about I just get a bite to eat?

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I've been drinking on an empty stomach.

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I heard you didn't do that anymore.

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Special occasion.

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Well, how about a grilled cheese with truffleil?

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You do love truffles.

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Enough to know it's not on the menu.

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Good thing I'm connected.

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Only 'cause I'm hungry.

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Is it too much?

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I want it to be special.

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What's wrong?

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Look, I don't know how to say this...

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Or if it's even the right thing to do,

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but, um...

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There's something I need to tell you.

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Alfonso, you're a stud.

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Now, uh, have a good night.

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We're closing the kitchen early.

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Oh, my god.

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This is so good.

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Well, if you're looking for a way to thank me,

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I've got a couple ideas.

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It's a sandwich, chuck.

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this is...

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This is not happening right now.

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You worried nate'll find out?

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What?

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Last year...

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The shepherd wedding.

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You think I don't know why you left town?

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Come on, hurry up.

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You know we're not supposed to be in here.

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Oh, if the happy couple didn't want to put up the cash for the premium bar,

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they should have made their wedding b. Y.O.B.

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- No! - Let me see it.

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No, make me.

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I can do it. I can do it.

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- No, you can't. - Let me just show you.

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Here, come here. Let me see it.

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I can do it. Stop.

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That never happens to me.

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It's okay. You're still a man in my eyes.

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Come here.

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Look at you. You're a mess.

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So are you.

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but... That was it.

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You guys kissed.

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Best friend and the boyfriend.

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That's pretty classy, s.

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I think you're more like me than you'd admit.

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No.

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No, that... That was then.

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I... I'm trying to change.

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I liked you better before.

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Chuck, stop it. Stop.

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No! Chuck, stop it!

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I knew it! I always knew there was something! Get out!

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Chuck! No!

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get off of me!

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I'm so sorry.

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Are... Are you okay?

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And just when b. And s. Had built a bridge,

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it all had to come crashing down.

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But dry your eyes.

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The kiss on the lips party is around the corner.

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And you know who les parties?

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Gossip girl.

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nice try, son.

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Maybe next time.

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You seem upbeat this morning.

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Did you have fun with blair last night?

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Actually, we got into a pretty big fight.

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Oh, you want my advice? Apologize

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even if it was her fault.

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Flowers, maybe some jewelry if she's really upset.

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Always works for your mom.

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I don't know. I think it might be for the best.

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Wait a minute. You guys broke up?

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Yeah, I guess we did.

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Blair is a great girl.

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I know. I'm just not sure if she's the girl for me.

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And you guys have been dating since kindergarten.

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So I keep hearing.

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Well, you love her, don't you?

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Yes, I do.

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I just think it might be good for us to take a break, you know?

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Maybe not right now.

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Eleanor waldorf is gearing up to take her company public,

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and I've been courting her for months to let me handle the deal.

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Then you should get it.

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I will get it. If you could just help me out a little bit...

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What?

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You love her. She loves you.

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It's just a rough patch, that's all.

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You don't give up just because things are hard,

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not in business, or if your family is depending on you.

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How do you know it was miss van der woodsen's if you didn't read it?

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And if you're not a guest at the hotel,

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what were you doing here?

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what?

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Uh, look, when prince charming found cinderella's slipper,

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they didn't accuse him of having a foot fetish.

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Uh, and you're prince charming?

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Well, there's miss van der woodsen now. no, no!

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Uh, serena?

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No, no, no, no, no. What are you dng? Don't.

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Hey, um, do you know this young man?

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She doesn't know me.

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Nobody knows me.

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It's cool. It's fine.

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Uh... From last night.

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Are you...

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Um, I'm sorry about that.

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You remember me?

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She remembers me.

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Well, he claims he found your cell phone.

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Oh! You found it.

547
Hey, mom.

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Guess what I got for you...

549
A dress for kiss on the lips.

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I saw the invitation on the nightstand.

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Oh, uh, I'm not going to that.

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What do you mean? Blair's throwing it.

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Yeah, um, see the problem is, um,

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by... By the time I got the invitation,

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I, um, actually already had plans.

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Plans with whom?

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My friend.

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Uh... Yeah, hi.

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Uh, nice to meet you, mrs. Van der woodsen.

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I'm dan humphrey.

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What are you and dan humphrey doing?

562
We...

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Uh, uh, we're... We're going to a concert tonight.

564
Lincoln Hawk? Lincoln hawk?

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yeah, "rolling stone" named them one of the top ten forgotten bands the '90s.

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Whoo! I'm a huge fan.

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Well, this party would've been the perfect opportunity for you to announce your return,

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but I guess I'll just, uh, keep the dress for myself.

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Thank you.

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Yeah, no, uh...

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It's not a problem, really.

572
So you'll pick me up at 8:00?

573
You'd really go out with some guy you don't know?

574
Well, you can't be worse than the guys I do know.

575
Thanks for meeting me.

576
Look, blair, I- I really hurt you,

577
and I know that, and I wanna fix it.

578
Really? And how are you gonna do that?

579
I'm gonna put everything in the past.

580
I'm not gonna see serena again or even talk to her.

581
It'll be like she doesn't exist.

582
I think that's a good idea.

583
Let's not mention it again.

584
You gonna eat that?

585
That's it?

586
'Cause you were pretty upset last night.

587
I mean, should we talk about this?

588
There's nothing to talk about.

589
I overreacted.

590
If you say it's in the past, it's in the past.

591
I'm sure you have no feelings for her anymore.

592
I just feel bad for serena.

593
She'll really miss you.

594
What time does the limo come?

595
8:00.

596
Perfect.

597
Lily lily.

598
Are you shopping for some art to match your furniture?

599
Why is my daughter going to one of your concerts?

600
'Cause we're awesome.

601
With your son.

602
Dan scored a date with serena?

603
Well, our kids were bound to meet. It's a small island.

604
Are you sure it's not some ploy,

605
your using my daughter to get to me now that your wife left you?

606
How do you know about alison?

607
Like you said... Small island.

608
Oh, I get it.

609
You hear about alison, use your daughter as an excuse to start something.

610
Yeah.

611
In your dreams.

612
Well, you are in my dreams, lily, and one in particular recurs...

613
It involves finding you in the back of a nine inch nails bus

614
with your shoes in your earrings and trent reznor...

615
That happened.

616
No need to rehash details of decades past.

617
So I moved on...

618
Yeah, from trent to layne to perry,

619
till you switched up rock stars for billionaires.

620
You think you're so cute...

621
Washed-up band, crappy so-called art gallery.

622
Well, not all of us have settlements from multiple divorces to sustain us.

623
Just stay out of my life, rufus.

624
you're going out with serena,

625
and I'm going to kiss on the lips.

626
Who said this family wasn't cool?

627
Well, listen, I don't want to be late, but good luck, all right?

628
Same.

629
See you at the concert, right, dad?

630
Uh... Okay.

631
Oh, my god.

632
My daughter's a woman.

633
Dad, you could just tell me I look nice

634
instead of turning this into a sermon on the passage of time.

635
You look like...

636
Your mother.

637
Thanks.

638
Blair, let me see how it looks.

639
Why are you wearing that one?

640
Didn't you see the dress I left on the bed?

641
I like this one.

642
This one is not as elegant a choice as that one.

643
Why do you care so much?

644
Because I love you.

645
Blair, you will never be more beautiful or thin or happy

646
than you are right now.

647
I just want you to make the most of it.

648
I guess I have time to change.

649
And put some product in your hair. The ends are dry.

650
who's the newbie?

651
Jenny Humphrey Jenny humphrey.

652
She's a freshman.

653
I love freshmen.

654
They're so...

655
Fresh?

656
Anything about her on "gossip girl"?

657
No.

658
Hmm, until you're done with her.

659
hi. I'm chuck.

660
I know. Um, I mean...

661
Hi, I'm... I'm jenny.

662
It's, uh, it's nice to meet you.

663
You, too.

664
Thank you.

665
Looks like little j. Might end up with a new boy

666
and a ticket to the inner circle.

667
Or will c. End up with another victim?

668
I told you I love parties.

669
So i'm little overdressed, aren't I?

670
Honestly, I don't really have a problem with your appearance.

671
Hey, come on. I want you to meet one of the guys in the band.

672
Oh, so you're a groupie?

673
Well, not quite.

674
Rufus Humphrey Serena, I'd like you to meet rufus humphrey.

675
Dad, this is serena.

676
Serena van der Woodsen Serena van der woodsen.

677
Oh, uh, I don't know how I know that.

678
Nice to meet you.

679
Nice to meet you, too.

680
You guys are a little early.

681
It's gonna be a while before we take the stage.

682
Yeah, I-I may have slightly overbudgeted for travel time.

683
I should go tune that.

684
Excuse me. Enjoy the show.

685
Son, talk to you later.

686
Dad, see you.

687
you took me to meet your dad on a first date?

688
So this... This is a date?

689
Maybe I should've worn my loafers then...

690
Dressed down a little bit.

691
Let's go and talk somewhere quieter.

692
Okay.

693
Well, this is definitely quieter,

694
but, um, do you actually know where we're going or...

695
Here looks pretty good.

696
so... Uh, you said you wanted to talk.

697
Um, what'd you want to talk about?

698
How into you I am.

699
okay, I'm... I'm sorry. uh...

700
If you don't want to do anything, that's... That's cool.

701
Let... Let's start over.

702
Um, do you want to start over back at the party?

703
Uh, have a glass of champagne.

704
Please?

705
Maybe one.

706
thanks.

707
- What? - Sorry. No, nothing, nothing.

708
I just, um...

709
My sister was right.

710
You're nice.

711
But you asked me out on a date, and you didn't think I was nice?

712
No, uh, I just thought you were hot.

713
And technically, you asked me out.

714
Oh, okay. Okay, I see.

715
So, um, sensitive, tortured soul boy

716
is actually kinda superficial, huh?

717
Yeah, just... Just a little bit.

718
Good to know.

719
Help emergrncy need you Sorry.

720
for real please u know chuck?

721
What, better offer?

722
No, it's my sister.

723
She's at that kiss on the lips party, you know?

724
She's having some problems with this guy chuck.

725
I'm sorry. I have to go.

726
I'll go with you.

727
No, really, that's okay.

728
No, no, listen.

729
If it's chuck, it's not okay.

730
look, I'm... I'm gonna do a lap, okay? Look for her.

731
Okay, yeah.

732
Serena? It's serena!

733
Oh, my god! What?!

734
She's really here?

735
Is that really her? Everyone said she wasn't invited.

736
I think she's wasted.

737
Do you think blair knows?

738
What's she wearing? What's with that dress?

739
She's so brave.

740
You know serena...

741
She'd never miss a party.

742
Serena's here?!

743
What is she doing here?

744
She wasn't invited.

745
Blair, come on, are you really gonna kick her out?

746
Did you invite her?

747
What? No!

748
God, I told you...

749
Do not talk to her.

750
I was going for a walk.

751
- no! - Quiet.

752
Stop!

753
Hey, no luck?

754
No, I haven't seen her anywhere.

755
Come on. Let's try upstairs.

756
there isn't gonna be anybody up here. This is pointless.

757
- Dan Dan. what?

758
That's chuck's scarf.

759
Oh, god.

760
Get off! Stop!

761
Hey! Jenny!

762
Chuck, get off of her!

763
Are you okay?

764
You son of a...

765
What the hell is your problem?!

766
It's a party. Things happen.

767
Who are you, anyway?

768
How many times do I have to tell you?

769
I'm in your class.

770
My name is dan humphrey,

771
and that is my little sister!

772
Come on, dan.

773
Let's go. Come on.

774
Chuck, don't you ever touch her again!

775
Hey, your life is over, slut!

776
Don't forget, I know everything!

777
You sure you're okay?

778
Yeah, I will be.

779
Just take me home, okay?

780
so... Think I got a shot at a second date?

781
Well, I don't think you could top this one.

782
I did punch someone.

783
True.

784
We'll talk about it in the cab.

785
she better not show her face again.

786
I'm actually hoping she will.

787
spotted...

788
Serena making heroic exit from b. 'S party.

789
Too bad for her there's school on monday.

790
So until next time...

791
You know you love me...

792
Gossip girl.

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