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Alameda Slim, a wanted cattle rustler, uses an alias to buy up properties all over western Nebraska, and his next target is the Patch of Heaven dairy farm, where the widow owner cares more for her ‘family’ of yard animals’s welfare then for profit, so she just hasn’t got the cash to keep in business. The other animals, mainly carefree youngsters, being unable, three cows of very different temperament and manners rise to the desperate occasion and set out to do battle for their dream home, teaming up unnaturally with each-other, the sheriff’s megalomaniac horse and any other animal who can possibly help, even a crazy lucky rabbit and an invincible buffalo, hoping to beat the crook to the Patch’s auction, or anything it takes… 更多介绍…
2、# Out in the land #
3、# Where the men are tough as cactus #
4、# Out in the land where the wild, wild west was won #
6、# Out in the land of the desperado #
7、# If you’re soft as an avocado #
8、# Yee-haw! You’re guacamole, son #
9、# Oh, home, this ain’t it, pal #
10、# Home, home, home on the range #
11、# Home, home, better go git, pal #
12、# You ain’t home on the range #
13、# Out in the land where the weak are target practice #
14、# Out in the land where they shoot the mild and meek #
16、# Out where the bad are a whole lot badder #
17、# If you’re the type with a nervous bladder #
18、# Yip! Yow! Your saddle’s gonna reek #
19、# ‘Cause you ain’t home on the range #
20、# Cowboy, you’re really up a creek #
21、# Home, home, home on the range #
23、Home on the range.
24、Once upon a time, I had a home on the range.
25、But not anymore.
26、Well, it’s no use crying over spilled milk.
27、Speaking of which, that’s me.
28、I’m the cow.
29、Yeah, they’re real.
31、I’m sort of between homes right now.
32、I lost my old place…
33、thanks to the meanest bunch of cattle rustlers in the west-
34、Alameda Slim and the Willie Brothers gang.
35、# Ooh-ee #
36、Somehow, they stole the whole herd…
37、right out from under our noses…
38、and then they disappeared without a trace.
40、poor old Abner couldn’t afford to keep the place…
41、or me, either, for that matter.
42、Well, no matter how bad things get…
43、there’s probably somebody worse off.
44、That guy, for instance.
46、Take a look at your new home.
47、Hey! A dairy farm?
48、Now we’re talking!
49、Hope it’s not one of them fat-free places.
50、# I know a place #（更多，甚至整个剧本阅读请点击下面链接。）
51、# Pretty as pie #
52、# Out where the river bend #
53、# Hits up with the end of the sky #
54、# It’s left of Nebraska #
55、# And over a crest #
56、# On a little Patch of Heaven way out west #
57、# Everything’s green #
58、# Know what I mean? #
59、# Darling, it’s quite the sweetest sight #
60、# That you ever done seen #
61、# Ain’t nothing much out there #
62、# Just life at its best #
63、# On a little Patch of Heaven way out west #
64、# Bees by the dozen #
65、# Are buzzing real peaceful #
66、# Every bluebonnet, doggone it, smells nice #
67、# Even the tumbling tumbleweed #
68、# Slows down to match your speed #
69、# On my tiny half an acre of paradise #
70、# Darling, I swear #
71、# Once you been there #
72、# There ain’t a view beneath the blue #
73、# That could ever compare #
74、# The only thing missing #
75、# Is you as my guest #
76、# On a little Patch of Heaven way out west #
77、# Why don’t you come visit? #
78、# There’s room in the nest #
79、# On that little Patch of Heaven #
80、# Way out we-e-e-e… #
81、#… e-e-e-est #
82、Wah! Aaah! Ooh! Uhh!
84、Hey, that’s my boy.
85、Can hog! Can hog!
86、Don’t yell at me.
87、Oh. The call of duty.
88、Why don’t you handle this one, Grace?
89、It’s time I gave you more responsibility on the farm.
91、Thanks, Mrs. C. I’ll make you proud.
92、Can hog! Can hog!
93、Get off my case, little cocktail wieners!
95、I’m sensing a lot of negative energy here.
96、That’s our can, and Jeb took it.
97、And now he says it’s his can.
98、Now, let’s not play the shame and blame game.
99、This is an organic problem, and there’s a holistic solution.
100、You don’t get this whole farm concept, do you, sister?
101、Kill the goat!
102、- Give it! -Get the can!
103、- Ahem. -We’re sorry, Mrs. Caloway.
104、Piggies, why can’t you leave Jeb alone?
105、Yeah! Why can’t you?
106、The poor old goat needs peace and quiet.
107、That’s right! I need it!
108、So, run along, and take your can with you.
109、Yeah, you take that can and-
110、Hey! Whoa! Come back here, you little bacon bits!
111、Jeb, don’t you have enough cans of your own?
112、Uh, no, not really.
113、I’d be happy to take her in, Abner.
114、There’s always room for one more.
115、Well, thanks, Pearl.
116、I gotta warn you, though.
117、She’s-heh heh- she’s a bit headstrong.
118、Oh, now, don’t you worry, Abner.
119、I’m sure she’ll fit right in.
120、So long, Pearl. You take care, now.
121、Mrs. Caloway! Oh! Mrs. Caloway! Mrs. Calo-
122、Mrs. Caloway, there’s a newcomer at the gate.
123、- Not now, Audrey. -But it’s a great big-
124、Everybody? This here is Maggie.
125、Three-time winner of the Golden Udder Award…
126、and the original Miss Happy Heifer.
127、A show cow?
128、On Patch of Heaven?
129、Now, I want y’all to make her feel right at home.
130、You hear me?
131、Hey, thanks, everybody.
132、It’s great to be here in Patch of Heaven.
133、Now, don’t everybody speak at one time.
134、What is this, the frozen food section?
135、Is this thing on?
136、Ahem. Good morning, uh, Margaret.
137、What a wonderful surprise…
138、to find a fellow bovine joining the ranks.
141、- I’m Mrs. Caloway. -Hi.
142、- And this is Grace. -Hi.
143、No applause and trophies here, I’m afraid.
144、Just the fruits of our good, honest labor.
146、Working stiffs, huh?
147、Boy, I remember those days.
148、Wow! You’re the biggest cow I have ever saw.
149、Well, if you’re in charge, I’ll take that as a compliment.
150、- Uh- -And if you’re not…
151、I guess I’ll just have to sit on you.
153、Hey, I’m only kidding!
154、Say, what is this you’ve got jammed up in your ear?
156、Here, have an apple, kid.
157、Don’t go near any luaus, though.
158、Wait a minute.
159、I got something stuck in my ear.
160、This one’s for me.
161、Ahh! That was good.
163、Do it again! Do it again!
164、Come on, come on! Do it again! Do it again!
165、Oh! That’s so cool!
166、Maggie’s some fun, isn’t she?
167、Ohh. Teaching pigs to throw food.
168、As if they weren’t sloppy enough.
169、I’m going long!
170、Heh heh heh.
173、Dagnabit, Buck, slow down!
174、OK, who’s up for a game of tin-can tag?
175、Hey! That can is a family heirloom.
176、Whoever wins is getting a free tetanus shot! OK?
177、Superstar coming through!
179、- No autographs, please. -I got your autograph, pal! Ow!
180、Who’s the hotshot?
181、- Oh, it’s Buck. -Puh! City slicker.
182、Oh! Whoa! Whoa! Dagnabit, Buck!
183、Take it easy. This ain’t no rodeo.
184、Why, good morning, Sam. Heh heh.
185、Is that ornery horse getting away from you again?
186、Oh, uh, howdy, Pearl.
187、I came out to bring you another bank notice.
188、This one’ll be the last.
189、You know, every time I get a weak harvest…
190、they send me one of these here notices.
191、They’ll get their money soon enough.
192、It’s a whole new shooting match now, Pearl.
193、The bank’s calling in everybody’s debt.
194、They’re losing money something fierce…
195、with all the cattlemen going under.
196、I’m telling you, if they don’t get their money in three days…
197、they’re gonna auction off Patch of Heaven.
200、But… they can’t take my place.
201、Why, I’ve been here through twisters, blizzards.
203、Sam, this is my home.
204、I’m sorry, Pearl. I’m truly sorry.
206、”sorry” just ain’t gonna save my farm.
207、Well, Buck, I hope you’re proud of yourself.
208、As a matter of fact, I am. Thank you for checking.
209、You know, Pearl, it don’t have to be this way.
210、You’ve got the best livestock in the county.
211、All you gotta do…
212、is just sell off a few of these critters-
213、Stop right there, Sam.
214、They’re family. You don’t sell family.
215、Ho-ho-hold your horses, Pearl.
216、Now you get, before I start using words…
217、no good woman should ever use.
218、- Don’t bust your gusset, woman! -Go on, Sam!
219、It is still my property! Now get!
220、I said, get!
221、I was just trying to help!
223、That sure took the starch right out of me.
224、I am sorry, girls.
225、I’m just plum out of ideas.
226、Well, I think we all know what happens now.
227、- Uh, Jeb, don’t start. -Now we all get eaten.
228、- Jeb? -What? What?
229、You don’t think people in town eat animals?
230、But who would eat a chicken? Heh heh.
231、Come on, guys. There must be something we can do.
232、What? What could we do?
234、- This just isn’t fair. -Fair!
235、Good call, Curly!
236、- Ollie. -Ollie.
237、Uh, what is?
238、Listen. What would you say if I told you…
239、that you could win big money-
240、and see beautiful downtown Chugwater-
241、if you went to the County Fair?
243、Thank you for your input, but-
244、Come on! Let the new cow talk!
245、New cow! New cow! New cow!
246、Come on, Mrs. C. You’ve got a real good-looking bunch here.
247、I see some real potential.
249、Now, the fair is two weeks away.
250、I say we go to town, butter up that sheriff’s horse…
251、and get him to give us more time.
252、What are we waiting for, Maggie? Let’s go.
253、That’s right. What do you say, Caloway?
254、Bah! Absolutely not.
255、I will not abandon Pearl in her hour of need…
256、for such a ridiculous plan.
257、She would be devastated if she found us missing.
258、As far as I’m concerned, that’s not an option.
259、All right. Suit yourself.
260、Come on, Grace. We’ve got a farm to save.
261、Oh, you’ll have to excuse her. She’s just a little tense.
262、Tense. What’s her specialty, sour cream?
263、Going to town.
264、Of all the ill-conceived i-
265、Now, don’t look at me so crossly.
266、I know what you’re going to say-
267、that Maggie and Grace will need someone…
268、with my eye for detail…
269、to keep them on the straight and narrow.
270、Say no more. I’ll go.
271、Now, tut tut. No mushy good-byes, my little ones.
272、You know how I get about overly emotional displays.
275、Well, what made you change your mind?
276、- I’d rather not talk about it. -It’s a chick thing.
277、Good luck, girls!
278、- See ya! -Bye!
279、- They’re stew meat. -Hurry back!
280、# She’ll be coming ’round the mountain #
281、# She’ll be coming ’round… #
282、She better hurry up around that mountain…
283、’cause I cannot take this much longer.
284、Maggie, may I be frank?
285、Only if you let me wear the hat.
286、Ahem. Lowbrow remarks may work for you…
287、but we prefer the gentle approach.
288、Well, she better stick a sock in it soon.
289、The vultures are starting to circle.
290、Hey, she’s not dying!
291、You sure? We could wait around!
292、#… no, nothing, when she sees Grandma #
293、# No more food for her #
294、We’ll keep you posted!
295、False alarm, Clem!
296、Roger dodger, out like the wind!
297、Hey, Maggie, Mrs. C? How do we find…
298、the sheriff’s office when we get into town?
299、Elementary, my dear Grace.
300、If we find Buck, we find the sheriff.
301、That horse is a legend in his own mind.
302、Ah ha ha ha ha!
303、So, you think you got the drop on me?
304、Well, think again.
312、Haaay! Jump back! Kiss myself!
313、Buck. Earth to Buck? Buck!
314、It’s your move.
316、You were sleep-fighting again. Almost threw a shoe.
317、Ohh. Sorry. Heh.
318、It just-it seems like all the other horses…
319、are out there fighting bad guys and taking names!
320、Uhh! Who put this here?
321、Oh, Buck, this ain’t no Dodge City…
322、but we get our share of excitement.
324、Been waiting a long time to give you this!
326、Oh, howdy, Morse. What you got there?
327、Hmm. “Got Evil Eye Joe. Stop.
328、”Bringing him today. Stop.
329、Have money ready. Signed, Rico. “
330、Ha! Oh, yeah! Rico caught another one already.
331、Might as well give him the key to my safe.
332、You hear that, Rusty? Rico’s coming.
333、Yeah, Rico. I’m old. I ain’t deaf.
334、Boy, wouldn’t that be the life?
335、Riding with Rico, cleaning up the west.
336、Kicking bad-guy behind! Whoo! Wah-yah!
337、Watch out, sucker!
338、All right, girls. We’re going in.
339、Look! There’s no fences.
340、What keeps the people from roaming?
341、They appear to be domesticated.
342、It doesn’t feel dangerous at all.
343、It’s perfectly safe. Quiet as a farm at milking time.
344、What was that?
345、It’s a gunfight!
346、- Aah! Hit the dirt! -Who lives like this?
347、What do we do? What do we do?
348、Look, there’s a star on that door!
349、That must be the sheriff’s office.
350、Move, ladies! Move!
351、# Swivel your hips, ooh! Give ’em a grind #
352、# Shimmy and shake and leave your troubles be- #
353、- Ha ha ha! -Ha ha ha!
354、- Whoa! -Get those cows off the stage!
355、Maybe we came at a bad time.
359、- Ha ha ha! -Ha ha ha!
360、- How dare you? -Oh!
362、- Aaaah-uhh! -Uhh!
363、- Daddy? -Son!
364、I say! Aah!
365、Aah! Oh! Ow! What did I do?
366、That does it!
367、Hoof it on out of here, ladies!
368、- Go on! -Oh, come back!
369、That was the best dang show we ever had!
370、Aw, you’ve been on the trail too long, you old coot.
371、Ohh. What kind of sheriff’s office is that?
372、Dancing girls, gambling…
373、Ha! How does he ever get any work done?
374、If that’s the sheriff’s office, this town rocks.
375、Well, if it isn’t three maids a-milking.
376、You girls a little far from home, aren’t ya?
377、Well, if it isn’t the phony express.
378、We want a word with you about this.
379、- What’s that? -What is that?
380、I believe you left this on our farm.
381、Wai-whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Wait a minute.
382、The place went bankrupt. Your farm is history.
383、Don’t you heifers get it?
384、Hold on, you two!
385、Give us two more weeks…
386、and we’ll have at least sixty bucks in prize money to-
387、Ah-ah-ah. You got three days to pay or get on your way.
388、And sixty bucks don’t cut it.
389、Looks like you need about…
390、Hmm, I’d say…
391、seven hundred and fifty of ’em.
392、But, Maggie, where are we gonna get all that money?
393、Well, maybe Maggie can just pull it out of her ear.
394、Hey, watch it, Caloway.
395、- Rico. -Rico.
396、- Rico. -Rico.
397、Who is that?
398、- Shh. -Sorry.
399、Don’t you know a hero when you see one, huh?
401、the best dang bounty hunter this side of the Pecos.
402、I could guess from here to tomorrow…
403、but I don’t know how you do it, Rico.
404、- Mmf! -Where’s my money?
405、Well, all right, I got it right here for you.
406、Hey, they’re giving away free money!
408、So, who else is out there?
409、The only varmint left…
410、is that low-down, good-for-nothing Alameda Slim.
412、- What’s the bounty? -$750.
413、I got it!
414、Why don’t we go nab that Alameda Slim…
415、and use the reward money to save the farm?
416、Oh, that is a sensible idea.
417、I knew you’d love it!
418、Tch. Don’t they have sarcasm where you come from?
419、Oh, wake up and smell the alfalfa! It’s perfect!
420、I’m gonna need a fresh horse.
421、Hmm, a horse. A horse.
422、Let me think.
423、I reckon you’d want a fast horse, huh? Real fast?
424、Course, he’d also have to be able to go…
425、for days without food or drink…
426、stealthy, sure-footed in any terrain…
428、- Look at me! -What about that horse?
429、What, you mean Buck here?
430、- Eee! -Boy, I don’t know.
431、Buck’s fast, all right, but he’s kind of a handful.
432、- He’ll do. -Well, suit yourself.
434、Rico’s saddle! I’m wearing Rico’s saddle!
435、I’m wearing Rico’s saddle!
436、Great. I’ll leave you two alone.
437、Ohh, oh, no. No, no, no.
438、There is no way in heaven or earth…
439、that cows can catch an outlaw.
440、Look, all we’ve got to do…
441、is follow this chuck wagon to a cattle drive.
442、Ahh. And then, you see…
443、we let the bad guys come to us.
444、Oh! We’ve no reason to believe…
445、this chuck wagon is heading off to a cattle drive.
446、Hey, Tommy! Have fun on that cattle drive!
447、All right, then. Mm-hmm.
448、I think it is headed toward a cattle drive.
449、Shh. We are not following this wagon, and that is final.
450、Come on, Caloway. It’ll be fun!
451、- Did you just hit me? -Kinda.
452、- Well, stop it. -Why?
453、Because I don’t like it.
455、Oh, no. Not the hat.
456、What? What about the-
459、All right, all right…
460、violence is not going to solve anything.
461、Why don’t we all take a deep cleansing breath-
462、- Yaah! -Yaah!
463、Hey, now! Mud wrestling!
464、Ha ha! Hey, hey! Watch the saddle!
465、What in tarnation?
466、Maggie, for the last time…
467、I will not be roped into this scheme.
468、Come on, you crazy heifers!
469、Come on! Dagnabit!
470、Hey, partner, curb your livestock.
471、This town is clean!
474、Not exactly what I had in mind, but this’ll work.
475、Well, it doesn’t work for me!
476、Adios, Buck. Take care of Rico now.
477、Hasta la vista, heifers! Hoo hoo!
478、# Oh, give me a home #
479、# Where the buffalo roam #
480、# And the deer-ahem- and the antelope pla-a-ay #
481、# Where seldom is heard #
482、# A discouraging word #
483、# And the skies are not cloudy all day #
484、# Home, home on the range #
485、- Sold! -What was that?
486、It’s a farm auction, ladies.
487、And that’s the last of the furniture.
488、The final item to be auctioned…
489、is this piece of real property…
490、known heretofore as the Dixon farm.
491、Do I hear 425? 425! Do I hear 450? 450?
492、What’s going to happen to the cow who lived there?
493、She’ll be OK.
494、- How do you know? -You’re looking at her.
495、- This was your farm? -Mm-hmm.
496、We had, like, a family, too, you know.
497、- What happened? -Alameda Slim happened.
499、Sold to Mr. Yancy O’Del!
500、Pleasure doing business with you.
501、Cattle drive. Told ya.
502、You both owe me a dollar.
503、Step lightly, girls.
504、The male of the species can be extremely hostile.
505、Oh, come on, Caloway.
506、It’s not like they haven’t seen a cow before.
509、- What? Huh? -Check it out.
510、Ooh, dairy cows!
512、Oh, hey, how’s it going?
513、Oh, hello. Let me guess. You’re a Taurus.
514、Look, just keep moving and avoid eye contact.
515、- Ahem. -Oh!
516、Pardon me, but what are three lovely ladies like you…
517、doing on a drive like this?
518、Just ignore them, and perhaps they’ll go away.
519、Oh, they seem like nice guys. Maybe they can help us.
520、Why, sure we can help you.
521、Maybe we can help each other.
522、- Hmm? -Hmm?
523、Look, lover-bull, we’re here strictly on business.
524、Ooh, sounds pretty exciting. What kind of business?
525、We’re looking for a cattle rustler named Alameda Slim.
526、- Grace! Shh! -Grace! Shh!
527、Hey, it doesn’t hurt to ask.
528、Slim? Oh ho ho ho!
529、Why, Slim’s just a scary bedtime story…
530、to get little calves to behave.
531、- Uhh! -Ooh!
532、What was that?
533、It must be Slim and the Willies.
534、Slim and the Willies?
535、Don’t worry, darling. I’ll protect you.
536、You have exactly two seconds to remove your hoof…
537、before I snap it off at the knee.
538、Oh, uh, sorry, ma’am. I thought you were the blonde.
540、Come on, girls. It’s time to lose these ropes.
541、Where you going? Ho-yah! Hyah!
542、- Maggie, I’m stuck. -Look out!
544、It’s payback time.
545、- Cover me! -With what?
546、- Howdy, Slim. -Howdy, Slim.
547、Quiet, you fools. We’ve got work to do.
548、Now listen up.
549、# There are crooks in this here west #
550、# Who have claimed to be the best #
551、# And they think they wrote the book on how to rustle #
552、- Aah! -Aah!
553、# Well, as good as they may be #
554、# Not a one’s as good as me #
555、# And I barely have to move a single muscle #
556、# They call me mean, boys #
557、# Depraved and nasty, too #
558、# And they ain’t seen, boys #
559、# The cruelest thing I do #
560、# You see I yodel-adle-eedle-idle-odle #
561、# The sweetest way of rustling yet devised #
562、# ‘Cause when I yodel-adle-eedle-idle-odle #
563、# Why, looky, how them cows get hypnotized #
564、# He don’t prod, he don’t yell #
565、# Still he drives them dogies well #
566、# Which ain’t easy when your chaps are labeled #
567、# X-X-X-X-L #
568、# Yes, if yer looking from a bovine point of view #
569、# I sure can yodel-adle-eedle-idle #
570、# Yodel-adle-eedle-idle #
571、# Yodel-adle-eedle-idle-oo #
572、Here we go, boys! 5,000 cattle in the side pocket!
573、# Ooh #
574、Maggie! Mrs. Caloway! Snap out of it!
575、# A sound that cattle truly take to heart #
576、# Yeah, I can yodel-adle-eedle-idle #
577、# Yodel-adle-eedle-idel-odle #
578、# And smack my big old rump if that ain’t art #
579、# He don’t rope, not a chance #
580、# He just puts ’em in a trance #
581、# He’s a pioneer pied piper in ten-gallon underpants #
582、# Yep, I’m the real rip-roaring deal #
583、# To those who moo #
584、# Thanks to my yodel-adle-eedle-idle #
585、# Yodel-adle-eedle-idle #
586、# I got cattle out the old wazoo, heh heh! #
587、# ‘Cause I can yodel-adle-eedle-idle-oo #
588、# Yodel-adle-eedle-idle-oo #
589、Whoa. Ho, boy.
592、Rico, if you’d just been a second earlier…
593、you’d have had that rustler dead to rights.
594、You boys see anything before I got here?
595、Yeah, we sure did there, Rico.
596、We were just setting down to supper…
597、when all of a sudden the lights went out.
598、All right, what part of “cover me” didn’t we understand?
599、- You guys OK? -I don’t know.
600、I feel like I was dreaming.
601、Yeah. Slim started singing…
602、and all of a sudden I lost track of everything.
603、Singing? That didn’t sound like singing to me.
604、And, you know, I have perfect pitch.
605、Uh, yes. Grace, about your perfect pitch-
606、- Not now, Maggie. -All right, show’s over!
608、You’re interfering with official police bidness!
609、Ha. Be right with you, big guy.
610、Buck is on the case. You know. Whoo!
611、Don’t embarrass me in front of my partner. Please!
612、You and he are partners?
613、So, how does that work exactly?
614、I mean, do you get to ride him on odd days or even?
615、Hey! He chose me specifically…
616、because I have skills that are essential…
617、to capturing our quarry.
619、Ha ha ha!
620、Whoo! Smush! Oof!
621、You boys headed back to town?
622、Yes, sir. We got to go file a report with the sheriff.
623、Give him back his horse.
624、This one’s too skittish around cows.
625、And that, girls, is what makes me and Rico…
626、equal parts of one lean mean crime-fighting-
628、Well, there it is, then.
629、Well, well, well, stud.
630、Now, I’m no professional…
631、but I’d say the only mano a mano you’ll be doing…
632、is in your dreams.
633、Oh, look out, Buck.
634、He’s making a move on your left flank. Kaboosh!
635、Maggie! Grace! Leave that poor animal alone.
636、Buck, I realize you’re very upset…
637、but if you’d like to join our group…
638、and help us bring in Slim, we’d be happy to have you.
639、However, there are a few…
640、anger-management issues we need to discuss.
641、I wouldn’t help you bossy bovines…
642、if my life depended on it!
643、You see, that’s just what I’m talking about.
644、- Grace! -Bye.
645、- Come on, girls. -Hmm.
646、Let’s go get Slim.
647、”Come on, girls, let’s go get Slim. “
649、Huh. I can catch that Slim with one hoof tied behind my back.
650、Wait a minute. Why don’t I?
651、Yes! Partner or no partner, that’s what I’m-a do. Hey!
652、# Ba ba ba ba ba #
653、Hold the horse now.
654、Aw, forget it.
656、Move it, sister! Hero passing on the left!
657、- Hey, watch it. -Where are you going, hotfoot?
658、I’m gonna go nab that rustler…
659、and show Rico I got what it takes…
660、so say good-bye to your farm, girls, because Slim is mine.
661、It’s hero time!
662、Watch out now! Hey! Get back!
663、Jump back! Kiss myself! Whoo!
664、# Da da yoo #
665、Oh, this is a fine kettle of fish.
666、How can we compete with that?
667、Look at the bright side, Mrs. C.
668、Don’t forget about our secret weapon.
670、Who better to catch a cattle thief than a cow?
671、Yeah, even you can’t argue with that kind of logic.
672、OK, maybe you can.
673、You know, Grace…
674、Maggie does so love your singing.
675、How about a song?
676、I’m gonna get you for this.
677、Ha ha! 5,000 Texas longhorns.
678、Not bad for one night’s work.
679、Pick a color.
680、I said, not bad for one night’s work.
681、- What? -Thank you.
682、And judging by the ear mark…
683、I’d say these are the last of Big Mike Donald’s herd.
684、Big Mike Donald had a farm?
685、- E-I-E-I- -E-I-E-I-
686、- Ohh… -Ohh…
687、That’s right. He had a farm. Heh heh heh.
688、Now that all his cash cows have disappeared…
689、that poor sap’s gonna be flat broke.
690、Perfect time for a certain upstanding land owner…
691、to step in and take all the land.
692、Aah! Who are you?
693、What did you do with Uncle Slim?
694、Put up your dukes, Mr. Fancy Britches.
696、It’s me. Hello?
697、This here is the disguise I use…
698、to sneak into all them auctions…
699、and buy all the land, you brainless monotone monkeys.
700、Shoot, you got to be the richest land baron in the west.
701、Yes, but the part that really warms my heart…
702、is watching those homesteaders suffer.
703、Back in the day, I worked…
704、the highfalutinest ranches you ever seen…
705、but those stuck-up ranch bosses couldn’t appreciate my talents.
706、Maybe they just didn’t like your singing.
709、Saloon gals sing.
710、Little bitty snot-nosed children sing.
712、And yodeling is an art!
713、Well, maybe they just didn’t like your yodeling.
714、He didn’t mean it, Uncle Slim.
715、Everybody likes yodeling.
717、Why, it’s one of the funniest, cornball, goofy, silly sounds…
718、in the whole west.
719、Yaah! Aah! Yaah!
720、- Uh, Gil? -Uh-huh?
721、Am I correct in assuming that each and every time…
722、we brought a herd back to this secret lair…
723、you’ve managed to sit in the exact same spot…
724、blocking that choice piece of property from my view?!
725、This is my comfy place.
727、It’s called Patch of Heaven, Uncle Slim.
728、Goes on auction Thursday morning.
729、Perfect. Pencil it in.
730、Thursday morning-right after we sell off this herd.
731、But it’s just a little old dirt farm.
732、Ah, what’s the difference?
733、When you’re talking revenge, every last acre counts.
734、I don’t get it.
735、Weren’t the cows supposed to come back?
736、Daddy, what’s going to happen if they don’t come back?
737、Oh, but they are coming back.
738、Hogwash! We all know they’re never coming back.
739、What? Ooh! Ooh!
740、You don’t know that, Jeb.
741、Everybody knows that bovines…
742、are the most intelligent, crafty animals in the west.
743、Yeah. He’s right, you know.
744、It doesn’t take a cow to figure out…
745、they saw the writing on the wall…
746、and flown the coop while the getting was good.
748、Oh, no! They tricked us and deserted us!
749、No, no. Aud-Audrey.
750、Excuse me. Excuse me.
752、Oh, uh, let’s not forget who we’re talking ’bout.
753、Audrey, remember when Grace helped you figure out…
754、why you crossed the road?
755、And, Jeb, Miss Caloway knew just what to do…
756、when your head got stuck in that spittoon.
757、Get off my case!
758、And Maggie was gonna make us all winners.
759、I truly believe there ain’t nothing…
760、those three cows can’t do.
762、Well, whatever they’re gonna do, they better do it soon.
763、I’m so very sorry, Pearl.
764、It’s a real shame. It is.
765、Ollie, I don’t know what’s worse-
766、losing my farm to the highest bidder…
767、or knowing that-that my girls are lost and alone out there.
768、- Yee-haw! -Come on, girls.
769、Either I’m getting good at this…
770、or his scent is getting stronger.
771、Go get him, Maggie. Look out, Slim!
772、- No. It can’t be. -We’re on your trail!
776、This has Buck written all over it.
777、We’re not gonna let this dumb old trick stop us.
778、Sooner or later, all these paths will hook up, and then…
779、Oh, no, the tracks!
780、Hurry up, girls. Don’t lose that trail.
781、What trail? I can’t see anything.
783、Oh! Flash flood!
784、Get to high ground!
785、- Oh. -Maggie!
788、No! Come on, girls, we can’t give up!
789、Maggie, that’s enough. The minute this lets up…
790、we’re heading straight home to Patch of Heaven.
791、But what about catching Slim and collecting the reward?
792、We never had a prayer…
793、of catching Slim in the first place.
794、This whole ridiculous plan…
795、is just so you can get revenge on those cattle rustlers.
796、Hey! For your information, duchess…
797、this whole ridiculous plan is about us saving our farm.
798、Huh. Our farm might’ve had a fighting chance…
799、until you came along.
800、What’s that supposed to mean?
801、Strutting around with your vulgar show-cow behavior.
802、Look, I was just having-
803、Wasting our time on your foolish plans.
804、Through the years, Patch of Heaven…
805、has survived every hardship that nature can dish out…
806、but you, Maggie…
807、are the biggest catastrophe to ever hit our farm.
808、Well, if that’s the way you feel about it…
809、maybe we should just go our separate ways.
810、Now, that’s the first good idea you’ve ever had.
811、- Fine! -Fine!
813、It’s not like your farm…
814、was ever gonna feel like home to me anyways.
815、# Rain is pouring down #
816、# Like the heavens are hurting #
817、# Seems like it’s been dark since the devil knows when #
818、# How do you go on never knowing for certain #
819、# Will the sun ever shine again? #
820、# Feels like it’s been years since it started to thunder #
821、# Clouds are camping out in the valley and glen #
822、# How do you go on when you can’t help but wonder #
823、# Will the sun ever shine again? #
824、# What if the rain keeps falling? #
825、# What if the sky stays gray? #
826、# What if the winds keep squalling #
827、# And never go away? #
828、# Maybe soon the storm will be tired of blowing #
829、# Maybe soon it all will be over, amen #
830、# How do you go on if there’s no way of knowing? #
831、# Will the sun ever shine? #
832、# Wish I could say #
833、# Send me a sign #
834、# One little ray #
835、# Lord, if you’re listening #
836、# How long until then? #
837、# Will the sun ever shine #
838、# Again? #
840、Maggie. Maggie. Maggie.
841、- Wake up. -Check, please!
842、It tasted a lot better in my sleep.
843、Well, I suppose you’ll be off now.
844、- Mm-hmm. -Where will you go?
845、Oh, probably check out the Grand Canyon.
846、See Utah before I die.
847、Wait a minute. Where’s Grace?
848、Hi, there. Boy, am I glad you guys are up.
849、Hey, come look at this.
850、What on earth? Where did all this come from?
851、Hey, it’s green, it’s leafy, and it’s free. Shut up and eat.
852、Good morning, ladies.
853、I see you’re already tucked into your appetizer.
854、Never knew a pretty lady that didn’t have an appetite.
855、Oh, now, see here, you ruffian-
856、He’s not a ruffian, Mrs. Caloway.
857、He’s a genuine desert shaman- our very own wise man.
858、Shaman, chef, chief cook, and bottle washer.
859、I’m a jackrabbit of all trades and at your service.
860、Folks around these parts call me Lucky Jack.
861、Yep, they used to come from miles around…
862、just to get one rub of my lucky rabbit’s foot.
864、This happens all the time. Now, where was I?
866、Now let me just get this on the fire…
867、and it’ll be ready directly.
868、Mm-huh. Ow! Yow!
869、Look, we don’t eat meat.
870、It’s kind of like a professional courtesy.
871、Perhaps we’ll dine with you some other time.
872、You see, Grace and I are returning to our farm…
873、to say our last good-byes.
874、Yeah. We need closure.
875、Well, I can sympathize there, sister, I truly can.
876、Until recently, I, too, had a home.
877、Echo Mine it was called.
878、Us jackrabbits lived there for generation after generation.
879、Till some land-grabbing bandit moved in…
880、and flushed us out like yesterday’s oatmeal.
881、Ahem. Excuse us. My good fellow, we must be on our way.
882、Wait! There he is!
884、Slim! You mean this no-good varmint…
885、is hiding out in Echo Mine right now?
886、- Without a doubt. -Maggie, what are you thinking?
887、Look, I got a score to settle with that rhinestone fat boy…
888、and nothing to lose.
889、But it’ll be dangerous going after Slim all by yourself.
890、Hey, I got the rabbit.
891、That’s not all you got, Maggie. You got us.
892、Oh, no. No, no, no. No.
893、We are sticking to our plan and going home.
894、Hold on, you two.
895、As strange as this sounds, Grace is actually making sense.
896、- Thank you. -You want the money…
897、and I want to get even with Slim.
898、The three of us go together, and we’re sure to get him.
899、Once you collect the reward, I’ll walk out your front gate…
900、and I’ll stay out of it forever. Deal?
901、Your powers of persuasion are uncanny. Deal.
902、Ha! Bovine bounty hunters! Now I’ve seen everything.
903、Let’s get moving, ladies.
904、Time for an underground smackdown. Yee-haw!
905、# Out in the land where the heroes meet their makers #
906、# Out in the land where the hale and hearty fall #
907、# Out where the fearless get the shudders #
908、# Justice is here, and it’s wearing udders #
909、# Yee-haw! The cows are walking tall #
910、# Home, home, this ain’t it, pal #
911、# Home, home, home on the range #
912、# Home, home, better go git, pal #
913、# Home, home, home on the range #
914、OK, boys, let’s go through it one last time.
915、- Who am I? -Uncle Slim?
917、Now, I put on my hat…
918、then I put on my spectacles-
919、- Aah! Hey! Who’re you? -Where’s Uncle Slim?
920、Ohh! It’s still me!
921、Can’t you stupid sack of hammers get it right?
922、Oh, the ever-punctual Mr. Weaseley.
923、OK, everybody make way…
924、for the big man in black market livestock.
925、- Aah! -Hey, who’re you?
926、All right, come on!
927、Move it, Bessie, or I’ll tan your hides right here.
928、I- hey, hey, hey! Watch the suit! Watch the suit!
929、Feast your eyes.
930、5,000 cows on the barrelhead as promised, Mr. Weaseley.
931、The name’s Wesley.
932、So, Slim, what do you say we get a move on…
933、and load these cash cows onto the train A.S.A.P., huh?
935、Yes, yes, of course. Just as soon as I finish counting. Hmm.
936、Lucky Jack, you did it! We’re here!
937、Well, I take my hat off to you, Jack.
938、But you’ve got us here in one piece.
939、Well, seeing is believing.
940、And I don’t believe what I see.
941、Oh, it’s Buck!
942、Stallion of the Cim-moron.
943、I’m supposed to be here just in case…
944、one of the horses get tired.
946、Look, friend, you don’t understand my situation.
947、No, you don’t understand…
948、so I’ll say it again.
949、The only critters that get by me are cows.
951、Oh, come on! Look, cut me a break.
953、Aww, what are you doing here?
954、Ha ha! Sorry we’re late. We got separated from the herd.
955、Right this way, little lady.
956、Tell ’em Junior sent you.
958、- Howdy, partner! -Ahem.
959、- Nice hat, ma’am. -Oh! Cheeky devil.
960、Excuse me, reject. Coming through.
961、Oh! Hey, what gives?!
962、How come they got to go through?
964、What?! But what about the rabbit?
965、Well, obviously, he was with the cows.
966、Ha! I’m with the cows, too!
967、Yeah! Hey! Hey, cows! W-wait up!
968、You got to tell this guy you know me!
969、See, Junior, we’re old friends!
970、Come on, Margie! Uh, Gretchen! Miss, uh-uh, Hat Cow!
971、Come on, it’s your old pal Buck, see?
974、Nah, doesn’t ring a bell.
975、No, no, no, wait! Hey, come back! No!
976、Hang on-hang on a second. Heh heh heh.
977、They’re just kidding. You see, if you could-
978、Oh, hey! Hey! Hey, cows! Cows! Oof!
979、Don’t make me hurt you.
982、I gotta go, but let’s throw on the old feedbag sometime.
983、Stay cool. Ha ha ha! It’s hero time.
984、So what’s the plan?
985、Well, let’s see…
986、You two get his attention while I sneak up behind him…
987、and then I’ll knock him into the cart…
988、and then we’ll rope him up and wheel him to justice!
989、And for extra measure…
990、how about we conk him on the noggin with this?
991、You go, cowgirl! That’s using the old hat.
992、Whoa, whoa, whoa! Now, you lost me here, missy.
993、Look, Jack, it’s simple.
994、Cart, smack, rope, roll, justice. Come on, Jack, focus.
995、Now is not the time to get all scatterbrained and flaky.
996、Oh, good, I’m not too late.
997、Sorry. Still staking out your quarry, huh?
998、Yeah, pretty much. Why?
999、Listen, I came to warn you, one equine to another, about Rico.
1000、As soon as he nabs that rustler…
1001、he’s gonna be in a big hurry to collect that reward.
1002、- So? -So?!
1003、Once he catches his man, that’s when the horsewhip comes out…
1004、and he’s not shy about using it, either!
1005、- Horsewhip? -Horsewhip!
1006、And not only are you gonna be carrying Rico…
1007、but that rustler as well.
1008、Have you seen that guy? He’s huge!
1009、What should I do?
1010、- Run! -OK.
1011、Yeah, run like the wind, partner, and save yourself!
1013、Go on, take off! Fade! Ride into the sunset!
1014、- All righty, I’m outta here! -Aah! Scram!
1015、OK, thanks, buddy! I owe you one!
1016、Godspeed, my friend!
1017、So long, sucker! Ha ha!
1018、He must be taking stupid lessons from that buffalo.
1024、- Ohh! -4,337…
1025、Can’t you morons count to yourselves?
1027、Gotta start all over!
1028、- There he is. -Come on, let’s go!
1030、You’re both forgetting Slim’s hypnotic control…
1031、over those with less than perfect pitch.
1032、Jack, I hope you can forgive me.
1033、- For what, missy? Aah! -For that.
1034、Now, you watch it there, toots!
1035、Grace, how practical!
1037、- What do we got? -4,997.
1038、- What? -Huh? Wait, wait, what?
1039、I thought you said 5,000 even.
1040、Of course I did. Gil must’ve just miscounted, that’s all.
1042、There’s one up there!
1043、The others can’t be far behind.
1044、Just you watch.
1045、You’re gonna like this. Yodeling’s an art.
1048、Ha ha ha! What’s the deal, Slimbo?
1049、Maybe she wasn’t an art lover.
1051、Shut up, you greenhorns!
1052、A bovine ain’t been born that can resist my charms.
1054、Watch your back, Uncle Slim!
1055、Got you! Where do you think you’re going?
1057、- Now, Jack! -OK!
1058、What in the rooting-tooting blazes is going on here?!
1061、Uncle Slim! Uncle Slim!
1062、Let’s get outta here!
1063、- Aah! -Come back here, dog meat!
1064、- Jackpot! -We got him now!
1065、- Well done! -Watch out!
1067、Hey, Casey Jones…
1068、grab the bills and fire up the getaway express!
1069、Uncle Slim! Uncle Slim!
1070、I gave up clown college for this?
1071、Aah! Aah! Ooh! Mama!
1073、It’s Slim! I got Slim! Rico’s gonna be so proud of me!
1075、Whoa! Whoa! Ooh! Leave me alone!
1076、Ooh! Ooh! Ooh!
1079、- Sorry. -Uncle Slim! Uncle Slim!
1080、- Quick, girls, in here! -Ooh!
1084、That was Rico!
1085、What in blue blazes?
1087、I’ll knock you into next Tuesday!
1088、Come back here!
1089、- Whoa! Whoa! -You’re going down!
1091、- Oh! Whoa! -Junior!
1093、- Get this off of me! -Uncle Slim! Uncle Slim!
1094、Rico’s saddle! I’m wearing Rico’s saddle!
1097、- Uncle Slim! Oof! -Ohh!
1098、- Surprise! -Oof!
1099、- Aah! Eee! -Aah! Dang!
1100、Oof! Oof! Oof! Aah! Unh!
1101、We made it, girls! We made it!
1102、- Three cheers! -Hip-hip-hooray!
1103、Ladies, we got company!
1106、Whoa! Stop! Stop! Hit the brake!
1109、I guess I gotta do everything around here myself!
1110、Call me crazy, but I think these cows got it in for me.
1111、Maybe they just don’t like your singing.
1112、Shut up! Ahem.
1113、Mr. Weaseley, my money, if you please.
1114、Heh heh heh. I was just keeping it safe for you, Slim.
1115、Sure you were.
1116、Protecting my investments is what I pay this fellow for.
1117、Mr. Weaseley, let me present…
1118、the most traitorous, double-crossing gun for hire…
1119、that I’ve ever had the pleasure to call partner-Rico.
1120、You’re too kind, boss.
1121、No, it can’t be.
1122、His reputation as a bounty hunter is well-known…
1123、but lately he’s been doing a little moonlighting…
1124、and covering my tracks.
1125、Rico’s going to see you to the border…
1126、so that nothing else goes wrong.
1128、Now, if you’ll all pardon me…
1129、there’s a little Patch of Heaven…
1130、on the auction block this morning.
1131、He’s going to buy our farm!
1133、I don’t know how you got here, skittish…
1134、but stick with me, and you may get to like…
1135、the other side of the law.
1136、Get on there! Hyah!
1137、All right, come on! Come on!
1138、Move it, Bessie! Get in there!
1139、Hurry up! You don’t want to be late…
1140、for that big round-up in the sky!
1141、Hah! Skittish, whoa!
1142、Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!
1143、Get in there! Come on, you stupid cows!
1146、Lovely. Now get the engine fired up…
1147、and let’s make tracks.
1149、Make a break for it, ladies! Run!
1150、Whoa! Hah! Skittish, whoa!
1151、Buck, have you gone crazy?!
1152、Now, that’s entirely possible! Yo!
1153、Or maybe I just figured out who the real heroes are!
1154、Wait! What if this is some kind of trick?
1156、Oh, this isn’t a trick! It’s a miracle! Come on!
1157、So you think you got the drop on me…
1158、well, think again! Hyah!
1161、- Whoo! -Unh…
1162、This is useless.
1163、Let’s put our heads together. More brains and less brawn.
1166、OK, Caloway, fetch!
1167、- Kaboosh! -Hyah!
1169、Ha! Lucky shot!
1170、Mother of mercy. Is this the end of Rico?
1173、Bravo! You stopped Rico cold!
1174、Aw, shucks. T’weren’t nothing.
1175、Fat lot of good it done us.
1176、Alameda Slim has already flown the coop.
1178、Unless we sprout wings, we’ll never make it back in time.
1179、I can’t believe what I’m hearing.
1180、This train goes right by Patch of Heaven.
1181、What is in the cud you’ve been chewing?
1182、How are we supposed to drive that thing?
1183、How? How? I’ll tell you how!
1184、The same way we walked off the farm into the unknown.
1185、The same way we fought off those burly barmaids.
1186、And the same way we braved the western wilderness…
1187、without the benefit of food or water.
1188、We caught Slim once, and we shall do it again!
1189、Who’s with me?
1190、Get out of here, you bulls! Head for the hills! Whoo!
1192、- Let’s get it on! -Cows rule!
1193、Howdy, darling! Down here!
1194、Yeah! Look-look down! Hello there!
1196、I got two words for you guys- cold shower!
1197、We don’t have time for this nonsense!
1198、We have a farm to save!
1199、- Well, maybe we can help you. -Maybe we can help each-oof!
1200、- Other! -Ohh!
1201、Bye! Come up and see us sometime!
1203、Oh, no! It’s the Morning Express!
1204、There’s a switch up ahead!
1205、Way ahead of you, pops! Hop on!
1206、- Come on, mule! -Let’s ride!
1209、- Whoa! -Oh! Whoa! Whoa!
1213、See you back at the farm, girls!
1215、This happens all the time.
1216、Sold! All property and livestock…
1217、formerly known as Patch of Heaven…
1218、is hereby sold to Mr. Yancy O’Del.
1219、Pleasure doing business with you. Heh heh heh.
1220、O’Del’s the name, foreclosure’s the game.
1221、Well, just set yourself over yonder.
1222、Sign this deed, and the property is all yours.
1223、Much obliged, sheriff.
1224、Ha ha ha!
1225、- There it is! -Home and hearth!
1226、And a holy hallelujah of a curve!
1227、- Oh, quick, the brakes! -No time for that!
1228、- But won’t we jump the tracks? -We are making our own tracks!
1229、This is going to be messy!
1230、Hee hee hee! The whole territory belongs to me. Huh?
1231、Five cents for these chicks.
1232、Come on, now, do I hear two cents?
1233、- Behind you! -B-behind you!
1234、Whoa! Whoa! Hold your britches! Come on, now!
1235、Whoa! Run for your lives!
1237、What’s the idea of crashing your train on my property?
1239、It can’t be!
1240、Hold it right there!
1241、Piggies, it’s time to open up a can of whoop-hide!
1242、Unh! Who the-Oof! Ow! Aah!
1243、Oh! Get away from there! Aah!
1245、Oh, come on! Ow! Oof!
1246、You wanna get nuts? Let’s get nuts!
1251、It’s Alameda Slim!
1252、You think you’ve won?
1253、It ain’t over till the fat man sings!
1254、Alameda Slim, you’re under arrest.
1255、Nobody messes with Pearl’s girls!
1256、- Say, girls, got milk? -Buck!
1258、Take him away, boys! Hope you like stripes.
1259、Pearl, your cows can’t do much with Slim’s reward money.
1260、Think you can find some use for it?
1261、Whoo-eee! My farm is saved!
1264、I can’t believe she just left.
1265、I’m gonna miss her.
1266、So shall I, Grace.
1267、Her brash manner, her bullheadedness.
1268、She risked her life for us, and who are we but strangers?
1269、We were privileged to know her. She was a cow like no other!
1270、Right down to her appalling bodily eruptions.
1271、- Ahh, that was good! -Maggie!
1272、I was just having one for the road…
1273、when I heard all the nice stuff…
1274、you guys were saying about me.
1275、You know, maybe I could hang around a while.
1276、- How about forever? -Oh!
1277、Hmm. Well, it’s your call, Caloway.
1278、Is this barnyard big enough for the both of us?
1279、Only if you let me wear the hat.
1281、Come on, move your hides, girls.
1282、Last one to the barn sleeps standing up!
1284、OK, everyone, big smiles!
1285、”So it was that Alameda Slim…
1286、’the most notorious and feared cattle rustler…
1287、was apprehended and unmasked by three unusual dairy cows. “
1288、Hey! Dagnabit, Jeb!
1289、How many times I got to tell you to wait your turn?
1290、How many times have I got to tell you…
1291、to get out of my barrel-
1292、Hey, dagnabit! You ornery ol’-
1293、It’s so nice that Jeb finally found a friend.
1294、Here they come, everybody!
1295、- Well done! -Ha ha ha!
1296、Well, hi ho, ladies!
1297、Hey, Barry, three queens, two kings, hmm?
1299、And the joker is wild.
1301、# Darling, I swear #
1302、# Once you been there #
1303、# There ain’t a view beneath the blue #
1304、# That could ever compare #
1306、# The only thing missing #
1307、# Is you as my guest #
1308、# On a little Patch of Heaven way out west #
1309、# Why don’t you come visit? #
1310、# There’s room in the nest #
1312、# On that little Patch of Heaven #
1313、# Way out west #
1314、# Come with me #
1315、# Let’s go wander #
1316、# Far beyond the wild blue yonder #
1317、# Out where stars roam free #
1318、# Though the journey’s far from breezy #
1319、# Stick with me, I’ll make it easy #
1320、# You can depend on me #
1321、# Yeah, there’s a long road before us #
1322、# And it’s a hard road, indeed #
1323、# But, darling, I swear #
1324、# I’ll get us there #
1325、# Wherever the trail may lead #
1326、# Once we cross that far horizon #
1327、# Life is bound to be surprising #
1328、# But we’ll take it day by day #
1329、# Never mind the wind and weather #
1330、# If we walk that trail together #
1331、# Somehow we’ll find our way #
1332、# Yeah, there’s a long road before us #
1333、# And it’s a hard road, indeed #
1334、# But, darling, I vow #
1335、# We’ll get through somehow #
1336、# Wherever the trail may lead #
1337、# Can’t tell you when we’ll be there #
1338、# It may take all our lives #
1339、# We’re headed for that great unknown #
1340、# We’ll soon be walking free there #
1341、# Till that day arrives #
1342、# At least we won’t be traveling alone #
1343、# And there’s a long road before us #
1344、# And it’s a hard road, indeed #
1345、# But, darling, don’t fear #
1346、# ‘Cause I’ll be right here #
1347、# To give you the strength you need #
1348、# And through the whole ride #
1349、# I’ll be by your side #
1350、# Wherever the trail may lead #
1351、# La la la la #
1352、# La la la #
1353、# When you’re sad #
1354、# When you’re feeling low #
1355、# When you’re hurt #
1356、# And don’t know where to go #
1357、# Think of me #
1358、# There I’ll be #
1359、# Anytime you need a friend #
1360、# When you’re down #
1361、# And your luck runs out #
1362、# Or if you’re in trouble or in doubt #
1363、# It’s OK #
1364、# Turn my way #
1365、# Anytime you need a friend #
1366、# When you’re scared #
1367、# I will stay with you #
1368、# When you feel you’re falling #
1369、# I’m there for you #
1370、# When your heart breaks #
1371、# I’ll ease your aches #
1372、# Whatever it takes #
1373、# I’m in #
1374、# Anytime you need a friend #
1375、# La la la #
1376、# All our lives #
1377、# Anywhere we are #
1378、# Just reach out #
1379、# I’ll never be too far #
1380、# Come what may #
1381、# There I’ll stay #
1382、# Anytime you need a friend #
1383、# When you’re scared #
1384、# I will stay with you #
1385、# When you feel you’re falling #
1386、# I’m here for you #
1387、# When your heart breaks #
1388、# I’ll ease your aches #
1389、# Whatever it takes #
1390、# I’m in #
1391、# Whatever it takes #
1392、# Anytime you need a friend #
1393、# La la la #
1394、# Anytime #
1395、# Anytime you need #
1396、# A friend #