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1- Let the trial begin!
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Your Majesty. Members of the jury.
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Loyal subjects.
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And the King.
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The prisoner at the bar is charged with enticing Her Majesty, the Queen of Hearts,
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into a game of croquet and thereby willfully…
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– But- – and with malice aforethought, teasing, tormenting…
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– and otherwise annoying our beloved- – Never mind all that!
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Get to the part where I lose my temper.
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Thereby causing the Queen to lose her temper.
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Now, are you ready for your sentence?
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Sentence? Oh, but there must be a verdict first.
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Sentence first! Verdict afterwards.
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– But that just isn’t the way! – All ways are-
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Your ways, Your Majesty.
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Uh, yes, my child. Off with her-
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– But consider, my dear. Eh, we’ve called no witnesses. – Huh?
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Uh, couldn’t we hear maybe one or two? Huh? Maybe?
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Oh, very well. But get on with it!
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– First witness. First witness. Herald, call the first witness. – The March Hare.
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Uh, oh, oh, what do you know about this, uh, unfortunate affair?
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– Nothing. – Nothing whatever?
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– Nothing whatever! – That’s very important!
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Jury, write that down.
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Uh, unimportant, uh, Your Majesty means of course.
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Silence! Next witness.
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The Dormouse.
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– Well- – Shh!
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What have you to say about this?
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Twinkle, twinkle, little bat. How I wonder-
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That’s the most important piece of evidence we’ve heard yet.
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Write that down!
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– Twinkle, twinkle. Twinkle, twinkle. – Twinkle, twinkle.
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Twinkle, twinkle. What next?
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The Mad Hatter.
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– Off with your hat! – Oh, my!
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And, uh, where were you when this horrible crime was committed?
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I was home drinking tea.
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Today, you know, is my unbirthday.
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Why, my dear, today is your unbirthday too.
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– It is? – It is?
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It is?
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– A very merry unbirthday – To me?
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– Oh, no! – To you! A very merry unbirthday
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– For me? – For you!
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Now blow the candle out, my dear, and make your wish come true.
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A very merry unbirthday
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To you
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Oh! Your Majesty.
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Uh, yes, my dear?
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Look! There he is now!
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– Huh? Wha- Who? – The Cheshire Cat.
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– Cat! – Cat?
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– Cat! Cat, cat, cat, cat! – There he goes! There he goes!
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– Oh, this is terrible! Help! Help! – Stop him! Stop him!
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– Stop him. Catch him. – Somebody help me. Catch him.
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– Get me the jam. The jam, quick. – The jam! The jam! By order of the King.
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The jam. Let me have it!
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Somebody’s head is going to roll for this!
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– Aha! – The mushroom.
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Off with her h-
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Oh, pooh. I’m not afraid of you.
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Why, you’re nothing but a pack of cards.
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Rule 42: “All persons more than a mile high…
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must leave the court immediately. ”
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I am not a mile high. And I’m not leaving.
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Sorry. Rule 42, you know.
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And as for you, Your Majesty-
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Your Majesty indeed.
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Why, you’re not a queen. You’re just a,
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a fat, pompous, bad-tempered, old ty- tyrant.
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And, uh, what were you saying, my dear?
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Well, she simply said that you’re a fat, pompous, bad-tempered, old tyrant.
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Off with her head!
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You heard what Her Majesty said.
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Off with her head.
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Forward, backward, inward, outward Here we go again
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No one ever loses and no one can ever win
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Backward, forward, outward, inward bottom to the top
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– Never let the- – Off with her head!
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Off with her head!
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Just a moment! You can’t leave a tea party without having a cup of tea, you know.
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– But I can’t stop now. – Ah, but we insist.
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You must join us in a cup of tea.
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Off with her head!
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Mr Caterpillar, what will I do?
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Who are you?
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There she goes. Don’t let her get away!
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Off with her head!
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Oh! Still locked, you know.
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But the Queen! I simply must get out!
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– But you are outside. – What?
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See for yourself.
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Why- Why, that’s me!
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– I’m asleep. – Don’t let her get away!
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– Off with her head! – Alice, wake up. Please wake up, Alice!
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– Alice! Please wake up, Alice! – Off with her head!
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Alice! Alice. Alice.
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Alice. Alice.
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Will you kindly pay attention and recite your lesson?
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Hmm? Oh. Oh! Uh, how doth the little crocodile improve his shining tail?
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– And pour the waters of the- – Alice, what are you talking about?
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Oh. I’m sorry. But you see, the caterpillar said-
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Caterpillar? Oh, for goodness’ sake.
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Alice, I- Oh, well. Come along. It’s time for tea.
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Alice in Wonderland
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Over the hill Or here or there
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I wonder where
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Alice in Wonderland
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How do you get to Wonderland
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Over the hill Or under land
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Orjust behind the tree
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Alice in Wonderland
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Where is the path to Wonderland
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Over the hill Or here or there
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I wonder where

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