本段视频网址:

本段音频网址:


1- A pleasant walk, a pleasant talk,
2
would be a sheer delight.
3
Yes, and should we get hungry on the way,
4
we’ll stop and, uh, have a bite.
5
But Mother Oyster winked her eye
6
And shook her heavy head
7
She knew too well this was no time
8
To leave her oyster bed
9
The sea is nice Take my advice
10
– And stay right here – Mum said
11
Yes, yes, of course, of course, but, uh, ha-ha!
12
The time has come my little friends
13
To talk of other things
14
Of shoes and ships and sealing wax of cabbages and kings
15
And why the sea is boiling hot and, uh, whether pigs have wings
16
Calloo, callay Come run away
17
With cabbages and kings
18
Well, now, uh, let me see.
19
Ah! A loaf of bread is what we chiefly need.
20
Listen, how ’bout some pepper and salt and vinegar, eh?
21
Well, yes, yes. Splendid idea. Ha-ha. Very good indeed.
22
Now, if you’re ready,
23
oysters, dear,
24
we can begin the feed.
25
– Feed? – Oh, yes. Uh-
26
The time has come my little friends to talk of food and things
27
Of peppercorns and mustard seed and other seasonings
28
We’ll mix ’em all together in a sauce that’s fit for kings
29
Calloo, callay We’ll eat today
30
Like cabbages and kings
31
I, uh- I-I weep for you.
32
I- Oh, excuse me. I deeply sympathize.
33
For I’ve enjoyed your company…
34
oh, much more than you realize.
35
Little oysters. Little oysters.
36
But answer there came none
37
And this was scarcely odd because
38
They’d been eaten, every one
39
Well, uh-
40
The time has come!
41
With cabbages
42
And kings
43
– The end. – That was a very sad story.
44
Aye, and there’s a moral to it.
45
Oh, yes, a very good moral, if you happen to be an oyster.
46
– Well, it’s been a very nice visit- – Another recitation.
47
– I’m sorry, but- – Entitled “Father William. ”
48
– But really, I’m- – First verse.
49
You are old, Father William the young man said
50
And your hair has become very white
51
And yet you incessantly stand on your head
52
Do you think at your age it is right, it’s right
53
Do you think at your age it is right
54
Well, in me youth Father William replied to his son
55
I’d do it again and again and again
56
And I’ve done it again and again and again
57
I wonder who lives here.
58
Mary Ann! Oh, drat that girl. Where could she have put them?
59
– Mary Ann! – The rabbit!
60
Mary Ann!
61
No use! Can’t wait! I’m awfully late. Oh, me. Oh, my. Oh, me. Oh, my.
62
Excuse me, sir, but- but I’ve been trying to-
63
Why, Mary Ann! What are you doing out here?
64
– Mary Ann? – Don’t just do something. Stand there. No, no! Go, go!
65
– Go get my gloves. I’m late! – But late for what?
66
– That’s just what I- – My gloves!
67
– At once! Do you hear? – Goodness.
68
I suppose I’ll be taking orders from Dinah next.
69
Hmm. Now let me see.
70
If I were a rabbit, where would I keep my gloves?
71
Oh! Thank you.
72
Don’t mind if I do.
73
Oh, no, no, not again.
74
Oh! Mary Ann!
75
Now you see here, Mary Ann. Help!
76
I need help! Whoo-hoo! Ha! Oh!
77
No! Help!
78
Monster! Help! Assistance!
79
– Oh, dear. – A monster! A monster, Dodo!
80
– In my house, Dodo. Oh, my poor little-bitty house. – The dodo.
81
Steady. Steady, old chap. Can’t be as bad as all that, you know.
82
Oh, my poor roof and rafters. All my walls and- There it is!
83
By Jove! Jolly well is, isn’t it?
84
Well, do something, Doo-doo.
85
Yes, indeed. An extraordinary situation, but, uh-
86
But, but, but, but, but what?
87
But I have a very simple solution.
88
– Thank goodness. – W-W-W-What is it?
89
– Simply pull it out the chimney. – Yes, g-g-go on, go on. Pull it out.
90
Who, me? Don’t be ridiculous.
91
What we need is a- Uh-
92
– A lizard with a ladder! – Hmm? Oh! Bill!
93
Bill! We need a lazard with a lidder- A lidder- A b-b-b-
94
– Can you help us? – At your service, governor.
95
Bill, me lad, have you ever been down a chimney?
96
Why, governor, I’ve been down more chimneys-
97
Excellent, excellent. You just pop down the chimney…
98
and haul that monster out of there.
99
Righto, governor. Monster?
100
Steady now. There. That’s better.
101
Bill, lad, you’re passing up a golden opportunity.
102
– I am? – You can be famous.
103
– I can? – Of course!
104
There’s a brave lad. In you go now.
105
Nothing to it, old boy. Simply tie your tail…
106
around the monster’s neck and drag it out.
107
– B-But-But, governor- – Good luck, Bill.
108
Well, there goes Bill.
109
– Poor Bill. – Uh,
110
perhaps we should try a- a more energetic remedy.
111
Yes! Anything, anything. But hurry!
112
Oh, I-I propose that we, uh-
113
– Yes, go on, go on. Yes, yes. – I propose we, uh-
114
Oh!
115
By Jove! That’s it. We’ll burn the house down.
116
Yes. Burn the house- What?
117
– Oh, no. – Oh-ho-ho!
118
Oh, we’ll smoke the blighter out
119
We’ll put the beast to rout
120
Some kindling A stick or two
121
Ah, this bit of rubbish ought to do
122
– Oh, dear – We’ll smoke the blighter out
123
– We’ll smoke the monster out – No, no! Not my beautiful bird house!
124
Oh, we’ll roast the blighter’s toes
125
We’ll toast the bounder’s nose
126
Just fetch that gate We’ll make it clear
127
– That monsters aren’t welcome here – Oh, dear. Oh, me, oh, my.
128
– A match? Thank you. – Match?
129
Without a single doubt we’ll smoke the monster out
130
We’ll smoke the monster out No! No!
131
My poor house and furniture.
132
Oh, dear. This is serious.
133
I simply must- Ah! A garden.
134
Perhaps if I ate something, it would make me grow smaller.
135
Let go! Help!
136
– I’m sorry, but I must eat something. – Not me! You, you, you, you-
137
You barbarian! Help!
138
Monster!
139
Help!
140
Ah! I’m late! Oh, dear. I’m here. I should be there.
141
– I’m late, I’m late, I’m late. – I say, do you have a match?
142
Oh, no. Must go. Goodbye. Hello. I’m late, I’m late, I’m late.

(今日本文浏览 1 人, 793 次,全站访问人数1,723,858)

作者 admin3

发表评论